Everything Men Know About Women

An in-depth research into the quest by all men to understand women

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Thoughts On Women

The objective of this site is to achieve improved interpersonal relationship between the two close pals of opposite sex. It highlights those facts, which are common to others as a group and a part of their social genes.

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is: What does a woman want?

  • Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

  • Women are programmed to love completely, and men are programmed to spread it around.

  • Women have no wilderness in them, They are provident instead, Content in the tight hot cell of their hearts To eat dusty bread.

  • A complete woman is probably not a very admirable creature. She is manipulative, uses other people to get her own way, and works within whatever system she is in.

  • A women who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold. Damaged Gods, Born again Cows

  • It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.

  • There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.

  • When a woman behaves like a man why doesn’t she behave like a nice man?

  • Being a woman is worse than being a farmer – there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done; legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturized spots, cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed…Is it any wonder girls have no confidence?

  • In mixed company, women practice a sort of visual shorthand, which, later, they will laboriously and at great length decode in the company of other women.

  • A woman is more responsive to a man’s forgetfulness than to his attentions.

  • The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women’s.

  • The fundamental fault of the female character is that it has no sense of justice.

  • Even when they meet in the street, women look at one another like Guclphs and Ghibellines

  • Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

  • Women are always afraid of things, which have to be divided.

  • A man keeps another’s secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another’s.

  • Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.

  • Some women respond to the whip, some to the kiss. Most of them likely a mixture of both, but none of them answer to the mind alone, to the intellectual demand, unless they are man dressed as woman.

  • Women like to sit down with trouble as if it were knitting.

  • Why are women … so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

  • We are becoming the men we wanted to marry

  • An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

  • Men are cleverer than women at reasoning, women are cleverer than men at drawing conclusions. A parliament in which the members were predominantly women would get through its legislation much faster.

  • The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.

  • I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

  • In Paris, when God provides a beautiful woman, the devil at once retorts with a fool to keep her.

  • The wife carries the husband on her face; the husband carries the wife on his linen.

  • Men always want to be a woman’s first love, women like to be a man’s last romance.

  • It is because of men that women dislike one another.

  • Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.

  • The one point on which all women are in furious secret rebellion against the Existing law is the saddling of the right to a child with the obligation to become the servant of a man. The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no is surprised..

  • Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

  • Love lessens woman’s delicacy and increases man’s

  • There is not a woman in the world the possession of whom is as precious as that of the truth, which she reveals to us by causing us to suffer.

  • What attracts us in a woman rarely binds us to her.

  • Women grow attached to men through the favors they grant them; but men, through the same favors, are cured of their love.

  • The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.

  • Women are won when they begin to threaten.

  • No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her; but many a woman hates a man for being a friend to her.

  • Such is the rule of modesty, a woman of feeling betrays her sentiments for her lover sooner by deed than by word.

  • A wise woman never yields by appointment.

  • A woman with eyes only for one person, or with eyes always averted from him, creates exactly the same impression.

  • There is no fury like a woman searching for a new lover.

  • How many girls are there for whom great beauty has been of no use but to make them hope for a great fortune?

  • A wife is to thank God her husband hath faults…. A husband without faults is a dangerous observer.

  • One must not become attached to animals; they do not last long enough. Or to men: they last too long.

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